Fucking savages in the box shirt was in our beds all nice and cozy and Mack comes in the apartment stumbling over everything. The racket he’s making wakes me up. It was nothing new, so I tried to go back to sleep. Mack stumbled his way upstairs. Very much to my dismay, I hear a very loud and very crisp slap. Followed by a very loud wail. My baby sister. I panicked. I jumped out of bed and pushed the door closed. I even attempted to barricade it. But let’s be honest here, as valiant of an effort as it was, a 2nd grader simply isn’t a match for the raw strength of a drunken adult male. As far as they could tell, I didn’t just look 20, I had the body of a twenty-year-old too. I laughed it off at the time and told him it wasn’t my fault his parents had given him terrible genes. He punched me in the arm.
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